Monday, August 23, 2010

And Fuck Rick Scott Too While We're At It

I can't help but notice that Google Adsense is pasting Rick Scott ads all over my blog. Let me make this perfectly clear. Ducks Flying Backward does not endorse or even like Rick Scott. In fact, DFB does not endorse even the idea that Rick Scott deserves to continue consuming oxygen. To be even clearer, DFB does not endorse the idea of democracy as the average citizen of this great country has the IQ of a turnip and obviously can't be trusted to make competent decisions about governance. The proprietor of DFB believes the best system of governance involves him and his friends ruling over all you other bitches. So fuck Rick Scott, Alex Sink, Bill McCollum, Marco Rubio, Rick Greene, Kendrick Meek, Barack Obama, John Boehner, John McCain, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and all other politicians. Deal with that Adsense!

Fuck You and Fuck Her Too

A break from our regular format for this fine video:

Monday, August 9, 2010

Tiger Talks to God

Are you kidding me? Last place? What do you want from me?