"Heh, heh."
Friday, February 26, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
A Duck in a Tree
Joe Biden: "A duck in a tree? I don't see any duck in a tree. Damn this is hard."
Barack Obama: "I am so fucking smart it makes my head hurt. I actually have to hold my fingers here or my brains will literally leak out onto the table. Why can't these goddamn Republicans just shut the fuck up and vote for my shit?"
Friday, February 19, 2010
I Pledge Allegiance
"I pledge allegiance to Elin.....and Rachel....and Holly....and Cori...and Jamie...and Jaimee...and Kalika....and umm, oh yeah and Loquisha and of course Nike. Accenture can kiss my ass."
Tiger: Yeah, Dawg!
Tiger Woods at his press conference this morning: "Oh, yeah. I did it. And I'd do it again. And you would too dawg."
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Bernanke Flips Off Congress
Ben Bernanke shows Ron Paul what he thinks of his plan to audit the Fed.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Monday, February 8, 2010
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Denver Grabs Kobe's Nuggets
Denver guard Arron Afflalo tries a new defensive technique on Kobe Bryant called the Nugget defense.
Palin Pimps For Wasilla Optical
Oh, these? You like'em? I got these down to the Wasilla Optical. Just tell'em Sarah sent ya and you'll get 25% off!
Ultra Precise Quantum Logic Clock Puts Old Atomic Clock to Shame
The quantum-logic clock, which detects the energy state of a single aluminum ion, keeps time to within a second every 3.7 billion years. The new timekeeper could one day improve GPS or detect the slowing of time predicted by Einstein’s theory of general relativity.
Chen-wen Chou says the clock allows him to know within 1 nanosecond how long it's been since he got laid.
Lloyd Blankfein Explains How it Is to Congress
"Senator, if you pass the Volcker rule, I will personally come to your office and remove your balls with my bare hands."
Or
"Actually sir, we just milk the American economy like a cow. We don't add any value whatsoever."
Geithner: We're Down to Our Last Dollar!
"That's it Senator. We're down to our last dollar. If you spend that one, we've made plans to set up a lemonade stand."
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