O'Donnell Wins Republican Nomination for Senate in Delaware

The mystery behind how Christine O'Donnell won the Republican nomination for Senate from Delaware appears to have been solved.

Where the fuck is my Metamucil?

Treasury Secretary Geithner soon discovered that Chinese food was low in fiber.

Larry Ellison's Mini Me

Say hello to my little friend.

Bambi Meets Godzilla

And Fuck Rick Scott Too While We're At It

I can't help but notice that Google Adsense is pasting Rick Scott ads all over my blog. Let me make this perfectly clear. Ducks Flying Backward does not endorse or even like Rick Scott. In fact, DFB does not endorse even the idea that Rick Scott deserves to continue consuming oxygen. To be even clearer, DFB does not endorse the idea of democracy as the average citizen of this great country has the IQ of a turnip and obviously can't be trusted to make competent decisions about governance. The proprietor of DFB believes the best system of governance involves him and his friends ruling over all you other bitches. So fuck Rick Scott, Alex Sink, Bill McCollum, Marco Rubio, Rick Greene, Kendrick Meek, Barack Obama, John Boehner, John McCain, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and all other politicians. Deal with that Adsense!

Fuck You and Fuck Her Too

A break from our regular format for this fine video:

Tiger Talks to God

Are you kidding me? Last place? What do you want from me?

Charlie Rangel's Brother Found at Disneyworld

Separated at birth? You be the judge!

What do you Expect? I'm French...

Well, of course I'm crazy! I'm French!

Crist Checks Out Florida's Assets

There's an oil spill? Really? I hadn't noticed....

Principles?

Principles? Whoo!! Where do you get this stuff? Ha, I think I left them in my jacket....

Will It Get Us Laid?

Dan had given up but his buddies calculations proved that a nerd could still get laid. If only they could find a woman who understood differential equations.

Bunny Hoppin'

Vice President Biden shows how he did the bunny hop at the White House Easter Egg roll.

Stop!

Stop! In the name of love....

Oops!

Yes, I made $100 million running Citigroup into the ground. Oops.

That One!

That one! The blond in the red shorts. Did you do her too?

Ow! Ow! That Hurts!

Must stop thinking! It hurts! It hurts! Disengage!

Brain??? I Don't Need No Stinkin' Brain!!!!

Why Do You Think My Wife is Always Smiling?

"Heh, heh."

A Duck in a Tree

Joe Biden: "A duck in a tree? I don't see any duck in a tree. Damn this is hard."

Barack Obama: "I am so fucking smart it makes my head hurt. I actually have to hold my fingers here or my brains will literally leak out onto the table. Why can't these goddamn Republicans just shut the fuck up and vote for my shit?"