Boy Talk

I'm telling you dude, check out that Pelosi chick! She is fucking stacked, man!

Ahmadinejad Attends Tehran Premier of 3D Avatar

"Go ahead and laugh motherfucker. I'll nuke your ass."

Denver Grabs Kobe's Nuggets

Denver guard Arron Afflalo tries a new defensive technique on Kobe Bryant called the Nugget defense.

Palin Pimps For Wasilla Optical

Oh, these? You like'em? I got these down to the Wasilla Optical. Just tell'em Sarah sent ya and you'll get 25% off!

Ultra Precise Quantum Logic Clock Puts Old Atomic Clock to Shame

The quantum-logic clock, which detects the energy state of a single aluminum ion, keeps time to within a second every 3.7 billion years. The new timekeeper could one day improve GPS or detect the slowing of time predicted by Einstein’s theory of general relativity.

Chen-wen Chou says the clock allows him to know within 1 nanosecond how long it's been since he got laid.

Lloyd Blankfein Explains How it Is to Congress

"Senator, if you pass the Volcker rule, I will personally come to your office and remove your balls with my bare hands."

Or

 "Actually sir, we just milk the American economy like a cow. We don't add any value whatsoever."

Geithner: We're Down to Our Last Dollar!

"That's it Senator. We're down to our last dollar. If you spend that one, we've made plans to set up a lemonade stand."